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The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom at Christmas

A hilariously farty festive picture book
By Beach
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​ Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​ Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​ With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ​ It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne... Read More
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An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of the Blazing Bottom series.  

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​
Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​
With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ​

It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . ​

​An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom series.  

Also available: 
The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom
The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
Big Bad Dragon Club

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781398518445

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 10 October 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Illustration: Full colour

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

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