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The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
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This book is perfect for readers who enjoy lighthearted humour and quick jokes, suitable for casual reading or sharing at social gatherings. Ideal for those who appreciate puns, clever wordplay, and concise comedy.
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See moreOver 10,000 short jokes arranged in categories from A to Z.
Over 10,000 short jokes arranged in categories from A to Z.
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A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs.
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners includes gems such as:
'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.'
'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.'
'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
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Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781780333908
Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 07 June 2012
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Robinson
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 44.0mm
Width: 130.0mm
Height: 196.0mm
Weight: 420g
Pages: 624
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About the Author
Geoff Tibballs is the author of the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes and The Mammoth Book of Dirty Jokes as well as many other books including Business Blunders and Legal Blunders. A former journalist and press officer, he is now a full-time writer who lists his hobbies as sport, eating, drinking, and avoiding housework. He lives in Nottingham, England, with his wife and daughters.
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