{"product_id":"the-goat-in-the-bedroom-by-amy-award-9781950228690","title":"The Goat in the Bedroom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen your love life stinks and you're clearly the worst at choosing someone who won't break your heart, why not ask your best friend to find you a date?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnless of course...you're in love with her.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've been friends with Artemis since high school, when we bonded over crushing on the same guy. Six years later, we're roommates in our shiny new post college lives-she's training for the Olympics while I start my pro football career. We've both recently had bad break-ups and she says if she's going to get back out there, she needs dating lessons. Naturally, she asks me-her completely platonic roommate-to teach her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe practice eye contact. Hand holding. Cuddling during movies. Because that's what best friends do, right? Practice intimacy? For science?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe thinks I'm being helpful. I think I'm losing my mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, I'm out here sabotaging her dates, getting jealous of my own teammates, and having heart-to-hearts with our pet goats about my feelings while she's literally in the next room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut we're definitely just friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe evidence we might be idiots: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The documentary crew filming my rookie season knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Our pet goats know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Everyone knows. EVERYONE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The only people who don't know? Us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis sports romance features two bisexual dating disasters who are Olympic-level idiots for each other - a football player who falls first and pines HARD, and a curvy rugby goddess who's oblivious because she's convinced she's \"too much,\" - matchmaking goats with excellent taste in humans, that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that's about to stage an intervention unless someone snaps and locks them in a closet together first, a documentary crew catching every slip and you've got a love story everyone can see coming ... except them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unknown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47102714478828,"sku":"9781950228690","price":57.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/9840123482882.jpg?v=1765748530","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.live\/products\/the-goat-in-the-bedroom-by-amy-award-9781950228690","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}