{"product_id":"bart-simpsons-guide-to-life-by-matt-groening-9780060969752","title":"Bart Simpson's Guide to Life","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis practical advice guide provides insights on how to handle everything from school, family life, and economic catastrophes to what to name (and not name) a new pet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSchool topics include potato chips in the shape of celebrities (with Richard Nixon being the biggest crowd-pleaser), Granny’s dentures, and the neighbour’s garbage, to name a few.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOn parents, Bart blows the lid clean off dubious but durable parental points such as, \"You'll understand when you get older\" and the ever-popular \"If you cross your eyes they'll stay that way.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore religion by stumping the Sunday school teacher with annoying theological questions that examine such controversial faith issues as whether or not people get stuck wearing the clothes they were buried in for eternity once they are in heaven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBart Simpson's Guide to Life\u003c\/em\u003e features Bart Simpson sharing his wacky observations on work, romance, health and fitness, and manners. It offers helpful tips on torturing your siblings without leaving telltale signs and staying up past bedtime, and shows the reader how to befuddle parents and friends by making up a secret language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMatt Groening, the author, is also known for the \"Life in Hell\" series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ingram Book Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46972260057324,"sku":"9780060969752","price":52.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/18987413482209.jpg?v=1762833326","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.live\/products\/bart-simpsons-guide-to-life-by-matt-groening-9780060969752","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}