{"title":"Kitty Flanagan","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the delightful world of Kitty Flanagan, a celebrated Australian comedian and author known for her wit, humour, and keen observations. Whether you’re seeking a laughter-filled escape or a relatable read, Kitty’s works promise to entertain and enlighten in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKitty Flanagan's repertoire includes titles such as \u003cem\u003eBridge Burning and Other Hobbies\u003c\/em\u003e, a humorous dive into the antics and adventures of her colourful life. This book, nestled in the Biography \u0026amp; Memoir genre, not only shares insights into Kitty's personal experiences but also showcases her unique talent for storytelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDive deeper into her comedic genius with \u003cem\u003eKitty Flanagan's 488 Rules for Life\u003c\/em\u003e. This bestseller captures Kitty's take on life's unwritten rules with her trademark humour, offering guidance that's as practical as it is entertaining. It's an ideal pick for anyone who enjoys a good laugh with a dash of wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re hungry for more, \u003cem\u003eMore Rules For Life\u003c\/em\u003e continues the journey with additional anecdotes and astute observations. These works, rich in Humour, are perfect companions for readers who appreciate a clever, tongue-in-cheek approach to life’s everyday challenges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore Kitty Flanagan's books today and savour the blend of humour and heart that has endeared her to readers around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"more-rules-for-life-by-kitty-flanagan-9781761066610","title":"More Rules For Life","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMore Rules for Life\u003c\/em\u003e is the latest collection from comedian and rule-maker Kitty Flanagan. Following the success of her bestseller, \u003cem\u003e488 Rules for Life\u003c\/em\u003e, Kitty realised there was still a lot of work to be done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat if there were people who didn't know that you're supposed to take the lettuce off the sandwich before toasting it? Or that you should never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana? What if young people didn't realise that TikTok is not actually a job? And what about old men on ladders? Someone needs to tell those guys to get down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by a rapidly changing world, this special volume includes a whole batch of new rules, as well as some very specific rules for our pandemic-riddled society. Written for the enthusiasts and true believers, \u003cem\u003eMore Rules for Life\u003c\/em\u003e contains all the information you need to help others be their least-annoying selves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePraise for \u003cem\u003e488 Rules for Life\u003c\/em\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Kitty Flanagan may have saved us all. 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It's these valuable lessons from The University of Life that have taught her so many things, including the fact that clichés like 'The University of Life' are really annoying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn these funny, true stories, Kitty provides advice you didn't even know you needed. 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Whether they're walking and texting, asphyxiating you on public transport with their noxious perfume cloud, or leaving one useless square of toilet paper on the roll, a lot of people just don't know the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut thanks to Kitty Flanagan's comprehensive guide to modern behaviour, our world will soon be a much better place. A place where people don't ruin the fruit salad by putting banana in it... where your co-workers respect your olfactory system and don't reheat their fish curry in the office microwave... where middle-aged men don't have ponytails...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat started as a joke on Kitty Flanagan's popular segment on ABC TV's \u003cem\u003eThe Weekly\u003c\/em\u003e, is now a quintessential reference book with the power to change society. 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